Instead of hermit

You must have been a normal (insert quotes) boy

at some point, going on a proto lads (‘’)

holiday to the Norfolk Broads aged 17

with one of the group having to be 18 in order to hire the boat,

<Getting the facts right, setting the scene>

So let’s see

Greg was the pretend grown-up Simon

Jim had to be fantasist Jay

Leaving Bob as goofy Neil and you as

Straight-bomb Will, hang on that’s not right

Surely Greg was Neil because of the age advantage

So Jim was really management fast-track Simon

Leaving Bob as sensible Will and me as Jay

deluded, accident prone, but not quite ...

The rosy look-back We were all innocent

idiots and how we survived is a miracle

won’t work, We really thrived on a diet

Of beer and cigs, jukeboxes and football

Lack of parents, lack of sense and

Only one of of us died