Plums

It was just sput sputt sputtery

so we called the PLUMBER

they call him that cause he always layin the pipe yeah

There was no flow just an awkward

hock hoick hack resultinin a thin ropey

gob of rust bejewelled sputum fwitch

He charged me 100 pee pee h/aitch and

accuse me of been a dirty waterdog,

a muppet-necking poopsock plus

some lesser charges

But pipe doctor he flush the system and

now our escapades may recommence, my band of

fruit baskets, gangbangers

and polluted sea peepers.